I just got my first devotee. It's true. Go ahead and look in the side bar. It says, "1 follower". I am 33 years old and I finally have a follower. I don't mean to compare myself with diety but can you fail to see the similarity? I should be clear that following me will not have the same rewards as, well,say, following Christ (try it, you'll like it)
but there will be prizes.
I think I am going to start handing out goodies a la "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" except you won't get Carl Kasell's voice on your answering machine, you'll get....MINE! Or I could just call you and we could have a chat. Either way you're talkin' to a very minor celebrity. My first devotee (you know who you are, adrienne) wins my voice. But don't worry, there will be more prizes to come. Much more.
So what are you waiting for?? Sign up. It's as easy as one, two, three. You don't even have to leave behind all your wordly goods or anything.
I wear the sunglasses to flummox the paparazzi.