Brush up on your Coleridge

An Excerpt from "The Rime of the Ancient...Motherer"
(One of his lesser known works.)

              Messes messes everywhere and not a drop to drink.

  Because I am mormon.

And we don't drink

no matter how big the mess.

(Funny, I don't remember shooting any kind of a sea bird.  So why all the crazy messes today?)