Fortune's Fool

I just cracked opened Verver's fortune cookie.  It assures me that his "sensitivity is an asset". 

 What a relief. 

I thought it was just annoying.

 Right now he is crying (read screaming) because I broke his cookie in half and he doesn't want a broken one.  Maybe this hyper-sensitivity really is an advantage for him.  He'll probably get another cookie out of it. 

I just opened my own cookie.  It said I will gain wisdom with each passing year.  It's a good thing I prefer mine broken in half.  I wouldn't want to choke on the fortune. I need all I can get.